What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Largest map of the universe announced revealing 800,000 galaxies, challenging early cosmos theories - Phys.org

No, not a chance

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Citigroup lifts banking curbs on gun makers and sellers - NBC News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

So they tried

What are the effects of red light therapy for fat loss?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Are you glad that political prisoner Andrew Tate has made it safely to the United States, where his freedom of speech is protected?

No way

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What makes girls masturbate?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Craig admits to 'illegal move' in controversial 'no contest' - BBC

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Credit cards could blow up a carefully crafted crypto compromise - Politico

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!